Articles by " JD Vizza"
14 Sep
2017

A Sexy Geek? Yes, Please.

September is Shameless Self-Promotion Month! This is perfect since we at Kards Unlimited LOVE to talk about ourselves. Like, a lot. We thought you might want to get to know the KU employees a bit, so here's JD's fantastically shameless promotion of himself. We love him. You should, too!

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How many of you out there are single? You may have been struggling within the dating world lately and worrying where you're headed (or not headed). Let's face it, there never seems to be great options, do there? Or the fantastic options you do find are completely blocked due to them having ended a relationship. From the guys who don't talk enough, to the ones who never stop, and all the ones in-between, I'm the solution for you...buddy.

Ever think that "I'd love to find a man who was as caring as all of the guys I see in these romance flicks?" A man who would give you a massage, take your dog for a walk, or cook for you. Or remember all the things you love and don't? Just in order to make your life happy? How would you feel if a guy randomly got you a book by your favorite author? Done and Done...puppy.

About to cook with some homegrown jalapenos.

Do you ever think "I'd like it if I could meet a guy who I could participate in, as well as attend, sporting events with?" Would you like to have a gym buddy? If you're someone who plays in any leagues and you'd like a man in your life whom you can cheer on, and vice versa, look no further...bro.

With my kickball team, after our first win.

Have you ever thought "I'd like to have a date for all of the events I enjoy?" Are you interested in finding the perfect guy who's into the same intellectual pursuits as you? Do you need a date for the new gallery opening or the French Film Festival? Someone to attend the Tori Amos concert, go to a Neil Gaiman book signing, or try the new exotic restaurant with? Je suis l'art...mister.

One, in a line of, artistic shots I took for Instagram.

Have you been wondering "Where can I find the perfect companion to travel the world?", but come up short? Have you got a long list of travel destinations but somehow they'd all seem pointless without that special someone there beside you to awe at them with? Your wanderlust is shared...papi.

On a zoo trip with a good buddy.

If what you're thinking is "I want to go out...do something fun and simple,"  then that's easily accomplished. Do you want to grab burgers and drinks? Taco Tuesday? Do you want to put on jeans and a t-shirt and go dancing all night at a club with someone? See a drag show or do karaoke? I can make that all happen...kiddo.

At a costume party for Halloween.

Do you simply say to yourself "I want a guy who understands me?" Do you want a guy who knows who you are and wants you for that? Looking for a guy who would love to cuddle and watch a film, or listen to some amazing tunes with you any time of day or night of the week? Don't feel like going out even though you've already made plans with people? I gotchu...babe.

At home, being lazy.

Basically, if any of this is what you're looking for, I'd make a fantastic boyfriend for you. I'm cute, intelligent, kind, giving, thoughtful, understanding, and loving. *blushes* I can also be shy, quiet, and generally only talk myself up when pushed.  Regardless, I'm a sexy geek and I'm the guy for you!

Geeky fun at work.

2 Aug
2017

Put it in my Mouth, or, the Joys of an Ice Cream Sandwich

There exists in nature (and on occasion the hand of man) some things that, when experienced, always seems to be the solution to a bad day.  A tasty, mouth-watering treat can often be one of those things. Good for all ages and all times of the year; I always recommend indulging in an ice cream sandwich whenever you can get your hands on one.

On a hot day is generally best, when the sweat is dripping from your brow and you're incredibly thirsty, an ice cream sandwich is the perfect thing to cool you down. Then again, on a cold winter evening, an ice cream sandwich is the perfect thing to curl up with under the blanket while watching a good movie.

The best thing is that they come in all shapes, sizes, colors, and tastes. Some even come with extras, such as Jimmies or dip. I suggest trying different types, rather than settling on just one. There's a full menu out there. Why not try it out until you find a favorite?

As long as one remembers the simple rules of eating an ice cream sandwich: Never indulge too frequently (moderation is key to enjoyment); wash yourself off afterwards (messiness can be a sign of enjoyment during, but afterwards, no one wants to be sticky and covered in goo); take your time (enjoy all the sensations. There's no use in gobbling it down and forgetting the whole thing two minutes later); never pay for it when you can get it for free (it pays to have a winning personality when hoping for freebies); share (give as good as you get).

Hopefully, you've gained something from reading this and will run out for an ice cream sandwich of your very own. Perhaps the ice cream man will bring one to your door! Buon appetito!

6 Apr
2017

The Joy of Burritos

Who doesn't love a deliciously packed burrito? Just look at that. The types of ingredients can vary so much, it's almost mind-boggling. Choose beef, poultry, fish, veggie; add avocado, beans (pinto, black, kidney or even refried), lettuce, tomato, corn, onion, and rice (white or brown). Don't forget cheese, sour cream, guacamole, salsa, and pico de gallo. Do you like your cheese saucy or crumbly? Do you like your salsa chunky or smooth? Not to mention spice level. How spicy would you like it? What sort of spicy? Hot jalapeno? Smokey chipotle? Chile? Perhaps a hint of sweetness? How about your tortilla ... would you like white or wheat? It's all up to you.

Ever had a breakfast burrito? Yeah, I said it. Breakfast. Burrito. Eggs, bacon, and cheese wrapped up? Uhh, yes, please. But again, your options are endless. Switch out the bacon for sausage. Throw in some veggies. Make it spicy. Try a crepe instead of a tortilla. I know it sounds amazing, but try not to cry.

    Behold, the dessert burrito

Or how about some of your favorite berries topped with fresh whipped creme, all wrapped up? Delicious, of course! Dessert burrito.  You're welcome.

A go-to of my own is the PB&J burrito. It may sound unusual, but it's just as satisfying and easy to make as any sandwich that utilizes bread. Already "been there?" Try switching out the jam for a banana. Add some honey if you like!

Are you hungry yet? Mouth watering? Head out to your favorite burrito stand or restaurant. Better yet, hit the market for some quality ingredients and have yourself a Burrito Buffet with all of your friends.

Sangria anyone?

19 Feb
2017

Son of a Bat: The Story of Damian Wayne

Not every superhero is lucky enough to have a family. In fact, it's often the lack of loved ones that propels a "Mask" into the battle, as it were, and what pushes them to keep searching for justice.

We know Bruce Wayne lost his parents at a very young age due to violence, and Batman has never been one to show much emotion. He's reserved and quiet when it comes to his feelings on...feelings. However, every now and again we get a peek into the softer side of the Bat. Especially when it comes to his son, Damian.

There's a father-son bond between these two that isn't often seen in the many worlds of comics. Bruce was unaware of his son's existence; Damien was brought up by Talia al Ghul and trained by the League of Assassins to be able to destroy Batman. The plans went awry and Damian ended up being adopted by Bruce and trained as his next Robin. Bruce worries about his son in the way only a man who has lost his whole family can, and vice versa. They keep each other in line. It can be quite dramatic and even adorable to see their interactions together.

But where Bruce is very strict and straight-laced, Damian is easy-going and loves to laugh. Damian's sassy attitude is quite amusing and his rule-breaking can often get him into trouble with Bruce and the other members of the Bat-family. There was always a conflict within Damian that had him, on one hand, looking to Batman as his father and mentor, but on the other hand, looking to his grandfather Ra's al Ghul (the Demon's head) as an influence. It's all too easy to kill your enemies and walk away. Damian struggles with his inner demons on a daily basis.

Because Damian has chosen to stay with Bruce and chosen the path of not killing, Talia and Ra's want revenge. They feel that he has betrayed the family and all of their teachings, so they set out to assassinate him and to hurt Bruce in one terrible moment.

The assassination plot a success, Damien is killed, but as long as the Multiverse flourishes and the Lazares Pits boil, all is not lost...