1. Raoul Duke - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas


"We had two bags of grass, 75 pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls." - Need we say more?

2. Fred and George Weasley - Harry Potter


Mischievous, hilarious, own a joke shop, they're cute, and there's two of them!

3. Gandalf - Lord of the Rings


The man brings fireworks everywhere he goes! And we all know what his pipe is really filled with, plus have you seen his smoke rings?!

4. Tyler Durden - Fight Club


The man may be a bit unhinged, but by God he knows how to throw together one hell of party you won't soon be forgetting. He just oozes cool, and chicks dig scars.

5. James Bond - The World of 007


The ultimate ladies man, Bond would take us out for a night on the town, bring home a couple of beautiful women, and take the black-jack table for everything it has. Talk about a weekend in Vegas.

6. Cat in the Hat - The Cat in the Hat


The Cat is a one animal party factory. He parties so hard he destroys entire homes, but the best part? He totally cleans up the whole mess afterwards. He's like that friend who holds your hair while you yack. Yes, he forced you to drink eight shots of tequila, but look, he's taking care of you!

7. Two-Bit Matthews - The Outsiders


The eyes. The hair. The Mickey Mouse tee shirt. Two-Bit is everything his name would lead you to believe, a wise-cracking, loud mouthed energetic punk who knows you only live once so you might as well put your foot down on the gas.

8. Tyrion Lannister - A Song of Fire and Ice


The man knows how to hold his booze, and has it in the ladies to boot! And when it's the end of the night, and he can't walk, you can just carry him on your shoulders.

9. Dean Moriarty - On the Road


Dean might be the hardest partier. Never stopping, never slowing down. Dean will have you jump into a car and be in twelve places before dawn. Music and booze are just around the corner. Buckle up.

10. Cassidy - Preacher


A chain smoking, hard drinking, Irish vampire who gets kicks hanging off the empire state building? Count me in. Cassidy is a loyal friend, who enjoys the occasional bar fights, and  you will too when you have the advantage of being with the guy who cant die and throws one hell of left hook.

11. Mr. Tumnus - The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe


"THEY CALL ME MR. TUMNUS!" is a joke that would get funnier and funnier the drunker you got with the whimsical Mr. Tumnus. Then he would play a flute or whatever to chill you out.

12. Ramona Flowers - Scott Pilgrim vs. The World  


Everyone likes the girl with a bit of rebellious streak, and pink hair, and a giant hammer, and a murky past, and good taste in music, and.... and.... (the writer passed out after swooning).

13. Wizard White Beard - Where's Waldo


Though not as popular as Gandalf, (probably because of the lack of fireworks) Wizard White Beard is man you want to party with. We know this because of his lack of shoes and and lackadaisical clothing and hair choices. He has a laid back personality and is more or less a hippie who more or less has a bunch of top notch ganja.

14. Crowley - Good Omens


Not only is he a sunglasses wearing demon form hell, he loves to party on earth so much that he is forcefully trying to prevent the apocalypse form happening. It doesn't hurt he drives a sweet muscle car and enjoys drinking with angels.

15. Oompa Loompas - Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


I mean, what needs said? They sing. They dance. They're orange. You can toss them! They have access to the world's most famous candy factory! And they roll deep. These are the guys we want to party with.

16. Jay Gatsby - The Great Gatsby


He's rich. He's handsome. He throws the most kick ass parties this side of the 1920's!

17. Johanna Mason - The Hunger Games: Catching Fire


She weilds a heavy, stern, hard weapon. She's gorgeous. She casually gets naked. She's a champion, and one we wouldn't mind going on a bender weekend with.

18. Mad Hatter - Alice's Adventures in Wonderland


You know that heavily medicated friend who refuses to take his meds because he insists he's "more fun" when he's not on them? The Mad Hatter is that friend, and we really can't argue with him.

19. Snoopy - Peanuts


Snoopy. He is Joe Cool, and can take you to a million places without having to leave his dog house.

20. Huckleberry Finn


He'll steal you some chickens, a cigar and boat all at one time, which sounds like a great party combination to me.

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