18 Mar
2013

Awkward Moments Day

Picture me tugging at my necktie, trying for more air.

Picture me dripping with puddle water, a truck having recently dousing me from hip to face. Picture a girl standing next to me, dry. Picture this being a first date.

Picture me absentmindedly opening the door to a coffee shop bathroom. Picture it being occupied. Picture it being occupied by my boss.

Picture me running into an ex-girlfriend. Picture her reminding me about that time that trucked splashed me.

Picture me discovering me that my fly is down. Picture me doing it as I get off stage.

Picture me.

Happy Awkward Moments Day, folks.

Happy Awkward Moments Day, folks.

1 Comment

  • I object to anyone picturing that!! lol!

So, what do you think?