2 May
2015

Cinco de Cuatro

The 5th of May, bet­ter known as Cinco de Mayo is a hol­i­day we are all familiar with. But we must rally to put Cinco de Mayo behind us once and for all. We must crush this awful Hol­i­day as we know it, and embrace a new, bet­ter, stronger, earlier Hol­i­day, the cel­e­bra­tion of Cinco de Cuatro!

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Cinco de Cua­tro is a New­port Beach Hol­i­day started in 1982 by Lucille and George Bluth. It was the perfect way to destroy all Cinco de Mayo food and dec­o­ra­tions so that Lucille’s His­panic staff wouldn’t take May 5th off. It was all part of the Bluth’s “war on May the 5th”.

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The fes­ti­val grew over the years and was even­tu­ally embraced by the His­panic com­mu­nity. The annual event con­cludes with a boat parade called “The Fes­ti­val of Lights,” a phrase the Bluths wanted to reclaim. So this year, find some Cinco de Mayo decorations and smash them to tiny bits on the REAL Holiday of Cinco de Cuatro!

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Happy Cinco de Cuatro to all and to all a Good night!

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