Despite the fact that I have just discovered that Caps Lock Day is, in fact, a thing, I feel confident in saying that this is THE BEST FAKE HOLIDAY EVAR and to those of you who disagree I would like to politely remind you that YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT YOUR LACK OF INTELLIGENCE MAKES ME LOL.

Here are Kards Unlimited, we all live in a land called hyperbole, so Caps Lock Day is kind of a no-brainer for us. Long ago Kristen "The Volumatrix" Kershner made a wish on a shooting champagne cork that "please, Santa, can't every day be Caps Lock Day?" But not everybody gets to live the blessed life that we here have, so I invite all you inside-voicers to make today special and GET ON OUR LEVEL FOOLS.

LET IT ALL OUT! Afraid that you'll make somebody angry? I DON'T EVEN CARE RIGHT NOW. Can't think of anything you feel that strongly about? YOU AREN'T THINKING HARD ENOUGH. I'VE CAPS LOCKED ALL OVER THE PLACE BECAUSE I MILDLY STUBBED MY TOE THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING TO YELL ABOUT. WHAT, DO I INTIMIDATE YOU OR SOMETHING?

You don't even have to be angry. Half the capsing that goes on here is when things are THE CUTEST THING EVER. THE MOST ADORABLE. THE PRETTIEST PRETTIEST CARD YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE. MY POSITIVE ATTITUDE CANNOT BE CONTAINED WITHIN NORMAL CASED LETTERS. DEAL WITH IT.

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So, what do you think?