Congratulations! March 10th is International Day of Awesomeness, and if you're reading this, then you've already taken a step in the right direction in your righteous attempt to achieve total awesomeness.

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So, you seek the path to enlightenment through total awesomeness? Please, allow me to show you the way. On the first step in achieving total awesomeness we must ask, what is awesome? Answer, almost everything. Is ice cream awesome? Yes. Is pizza awesome? Yes. Is pizza and ice cream together awesome? Yes. Is bloody stool awesome? No. Also, you should see a doctor immediately, but don't panic because doctors, contrary to popular belief, are awesome.

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No, not THE doctor. Although still awesome, I was thinking more...

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There. That's better. Now that we have an awesome clean bill of health, we're on to step two, which relies heavily on the imagination as we are going to take one awesome thing, and combine it with another, to form a super mega explosion of awesome (Yes, explosions are cool, made cooler by walking away from them without looking back). So, for example, bears are cool. Sharks are also cool. You know what's cooler than a bear or a shark?

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BEAR-SHARK! BOOM!

And it doesn't end there! Maybe a bear-shark just isn't doing it for you, but we've already established both bears and sharks are awesome.

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BEAR RIDING A SHARK SMOKING A CIGAR WITH A MACHINE GUN! BOOM!

But you know what would be cooler than a bear?

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WIZARD, RIDING A DINOSAUR, RIDING A SHARK WITH A CANNON ON IT'S HEAD!

If I had a mic, this is where I would drop it. Can we possibly get more awesome than this? No. But that's okay, because step three is not about creating awesomeness, but sharing it. Because without sharing the awesome, without the love and passion of awesome things, then we would have no International Day of Awesomeness. And that my friend. is not awesome. So share, and dance, and sing, and draw, and love, and dance some more! For you are alive, spinning at 1,040mph on a giant blue orb in vast and beautiful vacuum of space, breathing the same shared molecules of dinosaurs, Caesar, da Vinci, Shakespeare, Einstein, and George Clooney. I am you as you are me and we are all together. I am the walrus. I am the egg-man. I, it, she, he, them, those, and that are all awesome! When in doubt, remember, everything is awesome! (Except your bloody stool)

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