4 Sep
2013

Jack Daniels

When you think whiskey, there's only one name that comes to mind, and on September 5th, we're celebrating that man's birthday, of course I speak of none other than American legend Mr. Jack Daniels, the man who gave us this...

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Nectar of the Gods.... and alcoholics.

He also gave us this...

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Not trashy, just thirsty.

Yes, thanks to Jack Daniels, thousands of young college sorority girls make terrible decisions, helping mediocre guys everywhere to get lucky. What a legacy.

Fun Fact: Jack Daniels is the only man to ever die from kicking a safe. Yes, a safe killed Jack Daniels. Let me explain. Our boy Jack wasn't so good with numbers (maybe because of the whiskey?), and he often forgot the combination to his own safe, and in a moment of blind (drunk?) frustration, he kicked the living hell out of it, causing an infection in his toe which eventually led to blood poisoning and ultimately, death. A common joke told during the tour of the distillery is that all Jack had to do to cure his infection was to dip his toe in a glass of his own whiskey to clean it.

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Apparently, he didn't. 

Jack Daniels: 1850-1911

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