14 Mar
2014

Michael Caine

Stiffen that upper lip, and prepare you nasaliest, staunchest Cockney accent, because today we're celebrating the birthday of Academy Award winner and Knight, Sir Michael Caine!

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"Blow it out your ear."

At this point in your life, you should know who the bloody hell Michael Caine is, so I won't waste your time with a recap, instead here's some things you probably didn't know about one of Great Britain's most notable actors. Michael Caine, was in fact, the first hipster. As proven by this photograph.

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I'm sure he's smoking an American Spirit and contemplating his vinyl collection.

Michael Caine has a Twitter Account, on which he refers to all of his followers as "tweethearts". We think he meant to say "tweetholes". Also, if you say, "my cocaine" out loud, you're also saying "Michael Caine" in his own voice. Mind blown? Think your impression is good? Check out these two go at it.

Michael Caine has also been in a host of questionable movies referred to notoriously as his "paycheck pictures" such as Ashanti (1979), The Swarm (1978), The Island (1980), Blame It On Rio (1984), Beyond the Poseidon Adventure (1979), and our personal favorite Jaws 4: The Revenge (1987).

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Note: This picture is not from any of the above mentioned films, but stoner Michael Caine is our favorite Michael Caine.

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