Let's pretend like you don't celebrate rubber duckies of the world everyday and need a special holiday to do so. Well here you go. January 13th is Rubber Ducky Day.

He introduced most of us to the glorious duck.

He introduced most of us to the glorious duck.

I still remember Ernie's Rubber Ducky song from good ol' Sesame Street. If you can't sing the words you childhood is a sad disgrace. BUT in case you're butt, here are the words for your singing pleasure. Please sing along to the video in your best Ernie voice:

Rubber Duckie you're the one
You make bath time lots of fun
Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you

Rubber Duckie joy of joys
When I squeeze you, you make noise
Rubber Duckie you're my very best friend it's true
I find a little fellow who's cute and yellow and chubby
Rub a dub dubby
Rubber Duckie you're so fine and I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber Duckie I'd like a whole pond of you
Rubber Duckie I'm awfully fond of you

You can get rubber duckies in pretty much any theme you can think of nowadays. Your #firstworldproblems will be deciding which style you need. Cowboy? Sailor? Astronaut? Evil Devil? Buddha? Mr. T? The Pope??

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Now to celebrate this fantastic and super important holiday take a bath. But not alone. With your finest rubber friend. And by that I mean a rubber ducky obviously you sick duck. Or even better take a bath with a BUTTLOAD of rubber ducks. Act out your favorite movie scene or Shakespearean masterpiece. Whatever. Just take a bath.

Jelly?

Jelly?

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