13 May

Stephen Colbert

Today we celebrate a very important birthday. Fifty years ago today, the greatest patriotic, bear-fighting, truth spitting, American- was born, and immediately waved the good ol' red, white, and blue high and proud. This man was none other than the great funnyman,  Stephen Colbert!

Stephen Colbert

"I can't prove it, but I can say it."

Stephen Colbert turns 50 today, so it’s a perfect time to re-watch his hilarious Colbert Report segment in which he composes and sings a new birthday jingle. He cannot sing the copyrighted “Happy Birthday to You” because he is afraid that Warner Music will sue him.

Stephen Colbert Turns 50 Today, So Listen to The Birthday Song He Wrote

The late-night host’s royalty-free version of the classic tune sounds more like the national anthem, though we’re not sure everyone celebrating a birthday will appreciate someone singing, “You’re getting so old, and you’re shaped like a pear” to his or her face.

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Unless this face sings it to that face. 

We salute you, Mr. Colbert! Happy 50th Birthday and may you have 50 times 100 more!

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Want more Colbert? Pick up his new book, America Again, available at Kards Unlimited!


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