Let me first say that the original Matrix was absolutely fantastic. It was a movie that completely defined the action and sci-fi genre for the next decade and became one of the single most influential movies of the 90's. Think how many parodies of specific scenes and lines you've seen/heard. And then there were sequels. Eh. Whatevs. At least the action remained sweet.

I'm gonna pretend I realized that before I saw this

I'm gonna pretend I realized that before I saw this

Anyway Neo is a straight up badass and his birthday is March 11th (according to his record Agent Smith has.You can see it if you look real close.)

Neo-factsheet

He is the ultimate definition of 90's coolness. You can't tell me that after you saw the Matrix that you didn't think "I would look cool in a trench coat." While you were definitely wrong, we all thought it. Neo totally pulled it off though. And those sunglasses? Psh. Make all the ladies swoon.

Badass when he does it.

Badass when he does it.

not when you do it.

not when you do it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let's also not forget that Neo is a baller hacker that deals software on zip disks like they're drugs (inexplicably) from his apartment. This might not make ANY sense, but looks so sweet when he does it. And that is before we even get into the story. Then he's like "Oh ya that's right I'm gonna spend this whole movie becoming more and MORE badass. Here we go." Remember that one part?

he says he knows kung fu.

he says he knows kung fu

and then he totally does.

and then he totally does.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then later

 

he kills like a million dudes and does sweet flip at the same time

he kills like a million dudes and does sweet flip at the same time

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then

 

he tots just dodges those bullets

he tots just dodges those bullets

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And then you think he's gonna die and

 

he's all like naw way

he's all like naw way

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And finally at the end

he just super mans away

he just super mans away

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh ya. That's the stuff.

 

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So, what do you think?