You still have a few days to get everything you need to fill those Easter baskets, folks! Come in this week so we can fill (see what I did there?) all your Easter gift needs!
These days coffee seems to get all the attention, but if you’re an avid (read: snooty) tea drinker like me, don’t worry — we’ve got your back! KU stocks a huge variety of teas and tea accessories from great companies like Tea Forte, whose loose leaf tea canisters come in difficult-to-describe, yet oh-so-delicious, flavors like Blueberry Merlot and African Solstice, which are both great choices for spring sipping. If loose leaf isn’t your bag then try Tea Forte’s silken diffusers — less mess, but just as much flavor. *And* they come in boxed assortments, so they make great gifts as well. My favorite is the Essential Greens collection, which features standards like Japanese Sencha and Jasmine Green, but offers a few unusual flavors too, including Lemon Sorbetti and Green Mango Peach. Honestly, you can’t go wrong with these teas. They’re all incredible.
Kama Sutra Massage Candles!
They come in four sensuous flavors! (Island Passion Fruit, Deep Ocean, Mediterranean Almond, and Tropical Plumeria!) You burn them to create a pool of warm massage oil! The instructions say, “Extinguish flame and pour warm oil onto the palm of your hand as you take your lover on an unforgettable, romantic journey.” What else can you say?
Try them out! It’s fire and massage! What could go wrong?
Do not, under any circumstances, arrive at Valentine’s Day cardless, friends. Big mistake. Fortunately, we have absolutely fantastic Valentine’s Day cards here at the store. Take a look below for some ideas and come on in to see the full selection and find the perfect card!
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KU carries a variety of home and office products from the fine folks at Knock Knock that are *perfect* for sassy people like you and me. My all-time favorite is the Personal Library Kit, which includes check-out cards and a date stamp designed expressly to help you get your books back from no-good, rotten book-stealers. Man, if I’ve had that when I was younger, my brother wouldn’t have been able to pull all that “NO, DUDE. THIS IS *MY* BOOK. MINE, I TELL YOU!” crap back then. Sigh. Other great choices are Knock Knock’s line of sassy notes, like Fashion Citation, which helps you explain to your friends why they look like complete crap, and Vouchers for Lovers, with coupons that your bubsie-wubsie can cash in for fun and intimate things like a foot massage, cuddle session, or date night!
This is by a good margin my favorite t shirt out the of almost 200 that we sell. Why, you might ask? Let me tell you: This t shirt takes the entire malignant history of European imperialism and distills it into a hilarious joke that requires the minimum of thought and consideration about the pain and suffering that allowed it to exist. It’s about healing.
All the cards at Kards Unlimited are excellent, and the blank note cards from Peter Pauper Press are no exception. I’ve written on them with a variety of fountain pens and ballpoints as well as a number of markers including Sharpies. Without exception, writing on these note cards is a pleasurable experience. The card stock is smooth without being glossy; ink dries on it quickly and does not bleed through except with a broad point Sharpie.
These note cards come in a variety of gorgeous designs appropriate for a ton of personal correspondence. Thank You designs are also available. Come down and check them out! If you’re a fan of hand-writing notes, I guarantee you’ll love these note cards.
We were all very inspired by 50 Shades of Grey. Very inspired indeed. Since the series has sold over 40 million copies worldwide, we know we aren’t the only ones. So we thought we would try to bring a little bit of the naughty sexual fantasy into reality! We are now selling a sex contract based on the one from the books, but way more fun. Instead of being told what to do, you and your partner can fill in the blanks for all sorts of sexual preferences and activities. Then just take it over to a Notary Public and make it official! Or not. Think of it more like a Mad Libs for all the naughty bedroom activities that you like to fantasize about.
In addition to the contract, we are also selling a new line of beginner S&M products called “Sex & Mischief” for those of you who were “curious” about what all the fuss is about. We have handcuffs, blindfolds, crops, leashes, and the famous grey tie!
The contract is $4.95, or FREE with the purchase of two Sex & Mischief products. Stop in today to pick one up, or call and we can mail it out to you!