Yes that mouthful (get it?) of holiday is a real thing. Sneak zucchini onto your neighbor's porch. There is a very real reason for this holiday as well. Let us discuss.
Have you ever grown zucchini? No? Yes? I haven't. But here is what I've gathered from the gardening of such vegetables:
Firstly they are fruits, not vegetables. So are pumpkins. Please don't put any in my fruit salad.
Second, when you grow zucchini you get a buttload. So many zucchini fruits. Like way more than you want or can deal with. So rather than let the excess rot, why not do somebody a solid and share?
And that's what August 8th is for. With some intense investigating (googling) I found that it was created by Pennsylvanian Tom Roy. What a genius. It involves two awesome things. Zucchini. And sneaking in the night. I've developed this handy chart with directions for your first night of sneaking zucchini. It also happens to be a card we sell.
Your neighbors will certainly appreciate the free foodies. Why not? I mean I wouldn't put like 12 pounds of the stuff on their porch, but a couple would be nice. They can make something like this:
Fry it, grill it, bake it, sautee it, dip it, stuff it. Ugh. The list goes on and on. You can do so many flippin' things. So you get the idea. Now for a gratuitous, vaguely sexual picture of a girl with zucchini. Lata chumps!