That's right, November 19th is World Toilet Day. Now you might think "That's the dumbest thing I've ever hear!" and on one hand your right. But let's think about it. The toilet is one of the most important and frequently used appliances in your house! You use it multiple times everyday. And so does the rest of the world. I mean not yours specifically. But A toilet. Let us take the time to acknowledge and appreciate our friend who takes our crap everyday!! (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!)

like a boss.

like a boss.

Toilet Day is actually meant to be a serious thing too. It is recognized by the UN as a global day for raising awareness about worldwide sanitation. People like us in the wealthy parts of the world don't realize that so many people around the world don't have the luxury of toilets or even bathrooms at all. 1 in 3 people across the globe do not have toilets. That's crazy. So World Toilet Day (and the organization of the same name) aims to push countries like ours to bring the gift of modern wizpalaces to others. I know I don't enjoy doing my business outside. Leaves are never as comfy as they may seem.

The-Advantages-of-Toilet-Sink-Combo-With-Fancy-Design

sink + toilet combo. the soilet. sounds much less clean.

Personally I find the toilet to be a wonderful place of relaxation and self reflection. Maybe I'm reading. Maybe I'm playing a game on my phone. Perhaps I'm just enjoying the solitude of being totally alone for like 2 freakin minutes. Whatever you like to do while you poo, it's something that not everybody gets to enjoy. So remember then the next time you take a seat atop your porcelain throne and spare a thought for the less fortunate. You done good toilet. You done good.

The thinker. On the toilet. Outside. This image has LEVELS.

The thinker. On the toilet. Outside. This image has LEVELS.

Now before I go. For those of us who not only need a toilet but need a toilet with a foot warmer, butt warmer, bidet, and integrated music player, and all kinds of other crazy things, I give you the Numi:

Holy crap (pun intended again). It's the toilet of my dreams.

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