Slurpee suicides!!

Slurpee suicides!!

I'm not sure if there has been a point in history where someone was like "Hey do you like Slurpees?" and then the other person was like "Naw man. Slurpees suck." What is there not to love about a Slurpee? It's a cold slushy sugar splosion. In like a jillion flavors. And they're so bright and pretty. If someone told me they didn't like Slurpees I'd probs immediately stop talking to them and proceed to planning an elaborate revenge scheme over the next two years in which they are demoralized and shamed. Or ya know. Whatever.

this is what they're doing in Canada.

This is what they're doing in Canada. You'll never be this cool.

Anyway July 11 is Slurpee Day. Also is the official birthday of the 7-11 store chain, the only place official Slurpees come from. Get it?  7/11? The date? The first Slurpee was sold in 7-11 in 1965 and got the name in '67. The Slurpee original flavor was cherry. Classic cherry. Meh. I'm not that much on cherry. But over the years they started to put out all kinds of flavors including coke products. And promo tie in cups and flavors. If you check out the official Slurpee website, which is obviously awesome, you can see a list of all the flavors. It's crazy. Did you know brainfreeze is actually called Sphenopalatine Ganglioneuralgia. And speaking of check this:

Curse you, you delicious frozen bastard!

Curse you, you delicious frozen bastard!

This guy evidently got brainfreeze drinking a Slurpee while driving and slammed into these 4 parked cars. He passed his field sobriety test. He really just had brainfreeze. When he came to his foot was still on the gas. Does he regret it? Maybe. Does he still drink Slurpees and drive? Almost definitely.

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