Archie Jupiter Candycane Cornsnake Card
Central & Gus
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Archie Jupiter Candycane Corn Snake, named for his beautiful ivory and crimson colouring, is a bonny boy. And all the more charming because of his quirks, which are many: his sentences are forever peppered with spoonerisms and malaprops; his hearing rife with mondegreens, and his actions full of folly.
Because everything Archie does is with such aplomb; such joie de vie; such finesse; when he fails, it is with equal gusto. It’s just that sometimes Archie gets a bit confused, and sometimes he looks a little silly when he does. Like the time he mistook a candycane for a Candycane Corn Snake and potential ladyfriend.
Archie is so comfortable in his own skin though, he doesn’t mind a bit. He simply chuckles along with everybody and finds the positive in his blunders. Of course, this just makes everyone around him even more comfortable in their skin, giving the freedom to take risks; to succeed; and, even better, to fail. Because often it is in our failures that we learn the most, grow the most, and find our true successes.
WE DONATE:
Thanks to your purchases, we donate 10% of gross sales to animal welfare causes: our raison d'être. We donate to different organizations as needs change; please visit The Log for the skinny on our latest sponsorships.
PROTECTING OUR PLANET:
5 x 7" Central and Gus Art Prints are printed exclusively on 100% cotton fiber velvet fine art paper with an acid free base. This archival, tree-free paper helps protect our forests while also allowing us to produce prints with colour that really pops.
Proudly made in the USA
Central & Gus
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Appears on back of card:
Archie Jupiter Candycane Corn Snake, named for his beautiful ivory and crimson colouring, is a bonny boy. And all the more charming because of his quirks, which are many: his sentences are forever peppered with spoonerisms and malaprops; his hearing rife with mondegreens, and his actions full of folly.
Because everything Archie does is with such aplomb; such joie de vie; such finesse; when he fails, it is with equal gusto. It’s just that sometimes Archie gets a bit confused, and sometimes he looks a little silly when he does. Like the time he mistook a candycane for a Candycane Corn Snake and potential ladyfriend.
Archie is so comfortable in his own skin though, he doesn’t mind a bit. He simply chuckles along with everybody and finds the positive in his blunders. Of course, this just makes everyone around him even more comfortable in their skin, giving the freedom to take risks; to succeed; and, even better, to fail. Because often it is in our failures that we learn the most, grow the most, and find our true successes.
WE DONATE:
Thanks to your purchases, we donate 10% of gross sales to animal welfare causes: our raison d'être. We donate to different organizations as needs change; please visit The Log for the skinny on our latest sponsorships.
PROTECTING OUR PLANET:
5 x 7" Central and Gus Art Prints are printed exclusively on 100% cotton fiber velvet fine art paper with an acid free base. This archival, tree-free paper helps protect our forests while also allowing us to produce prints with colour that really pops.
Proudly made in the USA
Central & Gus
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Appears on back of card:
Archie Jupiter Candycane Corn Snake, named for his beautiful ivory and crimson colouring, is a bonny boy. And all the more charming because of his quirks, which are many: his sentences are forever peppered with spoonerisms and malaprops; his hearing rife with mondegreens, and his actions full of folly.
Because everything Archie does is with such aplomb; such joie de vie; such finesse; when he fails, it is with equal gusto. It’s just that sometimes Archie gets a bit confused, and sometimes he looks a little silly when he does. Like the time he mistook a candycane for a Candycane Corn Snake and potential ladyfriend.
Archie is so comfortable in his own skin though, he doesn’t mind a bit. He simply chuckles along with everybody and finds the positive in his blunders. Of course, this just makes everyone around him even more comfortable in their skin, giving the freedom to take risks; to succeed; and, even better, to fail. Because often it is in our failures that we learn the most, grow the most, and find our true successes.
WE DONATE:
Thanks to your purchases, we donate 10% of gross sales to animal welfare causes: our raison d'être. We donate to different organizations as needs change; please visit The Log for the skinny on our latest sponsorships.
PROTECTING OUR PLANET:
5 x 7" Central and Gus Art Prints are printed exclusively on 100% cotton fiber velvet fine art paper with an acid free base. This archival, tree-free paper helps protect our forests while also allowing us to produce prints with colour that really pops.
Proudly made in the USA