Excuse Pencils for Introverts

Whiskey River Soap Co.

Introvert Excuse Pencils

8-pack Standard No. 2 Pencils

Phrases on the Pencils:
Sorry, I Have Ebola
My Legs Fell Off This Morning
The Damn Toilet Exploded
I’ve Been Abducted by Aliens
I’m Stuck at the Dubai Airport
I Accidentally Drank Some Bleach
There’s a Wild Boar in the Driveway
People Scare Me